Deleted Scene from the Greatest Movie Never Made

If there’s one thing Home Alone has taught us, it’s that kids should never call the police. Especially when they know the exact date armed criminals are planning on breaking into their house.

Sure, Macauley Culkin brought this message to mainstream America, but diehard preteen action comedy fans will tell you that no movie helps children make the right decisions quite like 3 Ninjas:

Yes, unlike Kevin McAllister who resorted to pipes, paint buckets and flame throwers, 3 Ninjas showed an entire generation of frail 90′s whiteboys that the best way to handle professional thieves, gangsters and possible rapists is to resort to hand-to-hand combat.

This was a big topic between me and my buddy/production guru Jon Walker. As a result, we started a script for a movie that was half lighthearted comedy, half violent torture. It was aptly titled, “Kung Fu Kids.”

This particular scene precedes a horrific, all-to-realistic portrayal of the violent fate that awaits these naive – albeit handsome – victims. I’m pretty sure one scene involved several feet of entrails. It might not be the most family-friendly movie to watch, but it sure would teach kids to call the freaking cops. Possibly even… y’know… leave the house.

Unfortunately this test screening is all that currently exists from the project, but rest assured it was/is meant to be a doozy.